meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

(via st4ywonderful)

blackromney:

i once posted a selfie that got over 3 notes so ya i guess you can call me a model

(via cheeky-mc-cheeky)